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Messi signs for Junkeren
Assuming they monitor transfer developments in the Norwegian lower leagues, Barcelona must have been shocked to hear that Lionel Messi has signed for third-tier IK Junkeren.
However, it should perhaps be noted that we aren’t talking about *the*…
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Torres says goodbye with final match against Iniesta
Fernando Torres called time on his days as a professional footballer on Friday with the final game of his illustrious 18-year career ending in a 6-1 defeat.
Perhaps fittingly, Torres faced former Spain teammate…
Some of these GIFs are better than the actual goals they were made to celebrate.
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored twice after LA Galaxy went down to 10 men, but a wild gaffe helped Seattle earn a draw. To watch MLS sign up to ESPN+.
Ale Moreno believes that MLS should have known Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s opinions were part of the package deal when they brought him into the league.
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It’s the franchise crossover the entire world has been waiting for: Zlatan Ibrahimovic has finally joined forces with The Simpsons.
Apropos of nothing in particular,…
Adil Rami has had a tough few months.
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Proving that there really is a first time for everything, Marseille have sacked Adil Rami after the defender took part in a reality television show while he was supposedly recuperating from injury.
Rami reportedly missed a training session in May to take…
Following Neymar’s absence in PSG’s Ligue 1 opener, the FC crew discuss the latest on his potential exit from Paris.
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As you may well have heard, there are rumours abound that Neymar is gearing up to part company with Paris Saint-Germain just two years after his world record €222 million…
Liverpool made quick work of Premier League newcomers Norwich City, securing a 4-1 victory at Anfield.
Steve Nicol says Liverpool’s defence needs to improve despite their 4-1 win over Norwich City in the Premier League opener.
Craig Burley says Alisson’s injury is a blow for Liverpool, but the recent signing of Adrian lessens the sting of losing the Brazilian.
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Liverpool got up and running with a resounding 4-1 win over Norwich in the inaugural fixture of the 2019-20 Premier League season on Friday.
It was also the first match in which VAR was being used in the English top flight, and everyone was braced…
The FC panel weigh in on what Unai Emery’s XI will look like after signing Kieran Tierney and David Luiz on Deadline Day.
Following Tottenham’s loan moves for Ryan Sessegnon and Giovani Lo Celso, ESPN FC’s Steve Nicol explains how Mauricio Pochettino will utilise both players.
ESPN FC’s Steve Nicol says Romelu Lukaku will fit perfectly into Antonio Conte’s system at Inter Milan following his move from Manchester United.
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With the deadline passed in the Premier League and incoming transfer activity over for another six months, clubs were left to proudly show off their new wares to fans…
The Exploding Heads are back as player agents to field calls from the likes of Gareth Bale, Harry Maguire and Phil Jones on a lively transfer deadline day.
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With the Premier League’s transfer deadline day upon us once again and an array of last-minute deals being done every hour, players all over the world are gearing up for a new challenge.
However, before they get started, some will have to experience the joy/despair of undergoing…
Arsenal’s Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang shared the Golden Boot with Liverpool’s Mohamad Salah and Sadio Mane, but did he deserve all of his 22 Premier League goals?
Arsenal’s Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang shared the Golden Boot with Liverpool’s Mohamad Salah and Sadio Mane, but did he deserve all of his 22 Premier League goals?
Arsenal’s Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang shared the Golden Boot with Liverpool’s Mohammad Salah and Sadio Mane, but did he deserve all of his 22 Premier League goals?
ESPN FC’s Alejandro Moreno and Craig Burley take issue with the manner in which Laurent Koscielny announced his move from Arsenal to Bordeaux.
Whether they are finding Paul Pogba a new club or preparing Neymar for Barcelona, summer is a busy time for The Football Agents.
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Arsenal fans are mourning the end of an era with news that Carl Jenkinson has left the club after almost a decade of loyal, if slightly sporadic, service.
The right-back, who signed from Charlton in 2011, became the Gunners’ longest-serving player when…