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Dani Alves and his Sao Paulo teammates were subjected to one of the stranger — and more painful — match stoppages in recent memory at the weekend.
– Bayern Munich drown their sorrows at Oktoberfest
– Tottenham’s…

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Alexis Nunes and Gab Marcotti break down Bayern’s surprising defeat against Hoffenheim after beating Spurs 7-2.
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It’s the end of Oktoberfest in Munich and Bayern paid another visit to drown their sorrows after losing 2-1 to Hoffenheim on Saturday.
Sept. 2 had already seen the Bayern players gather for a promotional event, as new signings Philippe Coutinho and Ivan…

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The long-awaited first NFL match at Tottenham’s brand new state-of-the-art stadium in north London has finally arrived. This Sunday, the Chicago Bears take on the Oakland Raiders (6 p.m. BST/1 p.m. ET) on a field that was years in the making and ran… erm… a bit behind schedule, as Spurs fans can attest.
So, after all that, the…

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Frank Leboeuf reacts to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer saying he was ‘pleased’ with Man United’s 0-0 draw at Alkmaar.
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Manchester United endured another mediocre outing, this time in the Europa League, after failing to land a single shot on target during their drab 0-0 draw against AZ Alkmaar.
The evening got off to an especially inauspicious start for Daniel James…

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Craig Burley says Zlatan Ibrahimovic reminds him of Ruud Gullit late in his career and lays out how Zlatan would fare if he returned to Europe.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Cristian Pavon each notched a goal and an assist against RSL to help the LA Galaxy clinch a playoff spot. For more MLS, sign up for ESPN+.
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic is one of the most entertaining footballers in the world — both on and off the pitch. From incredible strikes to outrageous comments, he constantly keeps us on our toes.
Now it’s his 38th…

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Craig Burley says Mauricio Pochettino got his tactics wrong and should shoulder the blame for Tottenham’s record-setting defeat against Bayern.
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Bayern Munich’s ruthless 7-2 devastation of Tottenham in the Champions League group stage on Tuesday night is certainly right up there in the UEFA annals — Arsenal fans, don’t get too cocky about it as your team didn’t do much better – but it’s not…

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Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi each have five Ballons d’Or, but does the Portugal star have an argument to deserving more?
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Being in fairly decent shape himself, Cristiano Ronaldo has shared a few of the secrets to attaining and maintaining his elite level of physical fitness.
The good news for the rest of us is that honing your body to near-perfection does entail scoffing the occasional pizza.
The bad news is that it also involves countless hours of focused…

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Craig Burley says Zlatan Ibrahimovic reminds him of Ruud Gullit late in his career and lays out how Zlatan would fare if he returned to Europe.
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Several recognisable names from the footballing sphere feature on the high score list at the All Star Lanes bowling alley in Manchester.
As revealed by ESPN journalist Rob Dawson, the all-time list includes a variety of notable players, with ex-Man City defender Micah Richards right up there in…

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Mario Balotelli’s first goal back in Serie A wasn’t enough for his Brescia side as they fell 2-1 to Napoli thanks to goals from Dries Mertens and Kostas Manolas.
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Mario Balotelli scored his first goal for new club Brescia on Sunday, but his actions caught the attention even before kick-off the match against Napoli (stream the replay on ESPN+ in the U.S.).
The former Inter Milan, Manchester City and Liverpool striker strode out on to the pitch at the Stadio San Paolo carrying a young mascot who…

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